blissdaisy:

i want a late night adventure. i want someone to call me up and say, “i’m outside. let’s go do something!” i want to go out late at night in my pj’s and my hair all tied up. maybe drive around. go to a park and just swing on the swings. maybe sit in the grass and watch the stars or maybe go to a 24 hour food place and pig out. i just want a late night adventure with people i like to be around. no drama. nothing but good vibes and good company.

195,491 notes   -  13 March 2013







isurvivedthekobayashimaru:

I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.

And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.

138,875 notes   -  13 March 2013






failing-words:

do you ever feel yourself being annoying or antisocial but you just cant stop

272,076 notes   -  12 March 2013

Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family.

201,519 notes   -  12 March 2013